The Hamstring Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Drake Maye
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.