The Hamstring Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.