The Late Scratch Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.