The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.