The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Brown gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.