The Phantom Holding Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Brown was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.