The Shadow Coverage Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.