The Late Scratch Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.