The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.