The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.