The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bachman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.