The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bachman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.