The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bachman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.