The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.