The Snap Count Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bachman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.