The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bachman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.