The Butter-Finger Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.