The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bachman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.