The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bachman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bachman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.