The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bachman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.