The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.