The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bachman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.