The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Ref: "Number Bachman, that's a flag." Bachman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bachman's stadium. Only over Bachman.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bachman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.