The Snap Count Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Bachman, that's a flag." Bachman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.