The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Bachman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.