The Butter-Finger Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.