The Dropped Pass Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Bachman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bachman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.