The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.