The Hamstring Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bachman, Bachman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.