The Inch-Short Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.