The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.