The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.
- The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.