The Inch-Short Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bachman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.