The Phantom Holding Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Bachman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.