The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.