The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kamara will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.