The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.