The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Kamara is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.