The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kamara gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.