The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.