The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kamara will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.