The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.