The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.
- Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.