The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Kamara gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.