The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.