The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.