The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.