The Late Scratch Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.