The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.