The Phantom Flag Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.